Terms of service
Welcome to NOC SHIFT Coffee Co.
By accessing our website or purchasing our coffee, you agree to the following Terms of Service.
In other words: don’t do weird stuff, and we’ll keep the caffeine flowing.
Use of Our Website
By using this site, you agree to:
- Use our products and services lawfully
- Not attempt to hack, disrupt, or misuse the website
- Not use our coffee for evil
(We trust you on that last one.)
Product Information
We do our best to ensure all product descriptions, pricing, and images are accurate.
However:
- Sometimes mistakes happen
- Humans run this operation
- Night shift sleep schedules are undefeated
We reserve the right to correct errors, inaccuracies, or omissions at any time without prior notice.
Fresh Coffee Disclaimer
Our coffee is roasted fresh to order.
This means:
- Processing times may vary
- Roast appearance may vary slightly
- Flavor notes may differ slightly batch to batch
That’s the beauty of real coffee — not factory-made caffeine dust.
Pricing & Availability
Prices and product availability may change without notice.
Sometimes a blend sells out faster than PTO requests before a holiday weekend.
We reserve the right to:
- Modify pricing
- Discontinue products
- Limit quantities
- Refuse service when necessary
Order Acceptance
We reserve the right to refuse or cancel orders that appear:
- Fraudulent
- Suspicious
- Abusive
- Or simply unreasonable
If something seems off, we may contact you for verification before processing your order.
Shipping & Delivery
Delivery timelines provided are estimates only.
Once your order leaves the roastery, shipping speed is determined by the carrier.
We roast coffee.
We do not currently control USPS weather patterns, traffic, or existential crises.
Subscriptions
If you enroll in a subscription service:
- Your payment method will automatically renew based on your selected schedule
- You may pause, skip, or cancel according to our Subscription Policy
Because nobody wants surprise caffeine charges hitting harder than student loans.
Returns & Refunds
Due to the perishable nature of coffee:
- All sales are generally final
- Returns are not accepted
If something goes wrong, contact us and we’ll do our best to make it right.
We care about customer service almost as much as healthcare workers care about finding a functioning pen.
Limitation of Liability
NOC SHIFT Coffee Co. is not liable for:
- Delayed deliveries
- Carrier issues
- Package theft after confirmed delivery
- Caffeine-fueled life decisions
Please consume responsibly.
Intellectual Property
All logos, branding, graphics, product names, designs, and content are property of NOC SHIFT Coffee Co.
Please don’t steal our stuff.
We worked too many night shifts to build this brand.
Medical Disclaimer
Our products are intended for general enjoyment and caffeine consumption only.
They are not intended to:
- Diagnose
- Treat
- Cure
- Prevent disease
If you are sensitive to caffeine, pregnant, nursing, or have medical concerns, consult your healthcare provider before consumption.
Yes… even healthcare workers need healthcare advice sometimes.
Changes to These Terms
We reserve the right to update these Terms at any time.
Continued use of the site means you accept any updated terms.
Contact Us
Questions? Problems? Existential night shift thoughts?
We’ll do our best to respond as quickly as possible — likely with coffee nearby.